The Church of the Latter-day Randy's

The Church of the Latter-day Randy's is a church apparently started by Randy O. Call Jr., of which he has referenced a few times in his calls to Mormon Talk. Randy claims that this church is the true restoration of Jesus Christ's church, which contradicts The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints similar belief, thus making the LDR church anti-Mormon. In addition to Randy himself, another proclaimed believer of this church is Agent Hutch, who also makes his affiliation known often in the Mormon Talk chat. Little is known about the doctrine or beliefs of this church, but a few key details have recently emerged.

Doctrine & Beliefs

 * Members believe in the Holy Randy Trinity, which includes Randy O. Call Jr., Randy O. Call Sr., and Randy A. Williams.
 * Members believe in partaking of the Holy Randy Communion, which consists of a small serving of Mike's Hard Lemonade and a single soy-based tofu bite. This ordinance is performed on an as-needed basis.
 * Members actively participate in the Holy Randy Rosary Prayer, which consists of gently FAPing to a love jar while repeatedly singing Fetty Wap's "Trap Queen."
 * Members greet one another with a distinctive secretive handshake and saying: "Hello, this is Randy."
 * Members consider "Window To His Love" to be holy scripture and read it daily.
 * The church considers October 21st to the holiest day on the liturgical calendar in honor of Carson O. Kimball’s birthday.

Membership
With a 100% monthly growth rate from 1 member in March to 2 members in April, the LDR church is one of the fastest growing religions in the United States.