"Penis penis penis" guy

The “penis penis penis” guy was a frequent caller into Mormon Talk. His calls would normally occur in the first hour of the show and they usually had one of two formats. The first format was a seemingly sincere conversation either about current world events or a popular topic that was being discussed during the show. He would get either Carson or Brett engaged in a serious conversation and then after a half a minute or so he would halt the conversation and say “penis penis penis” until they hung up on him. The second format would be much more simplistic where when Carson or Brett answered the phone, he would not engage in any kind of conversation at all but instead would just say “penis penis penis” until he was hung up on.

Near the end of Mormon Talk, the “penis penis penis” guy became a regular of the first hour of Mormon Talk and his calls would normally come in-between one of Randy O. Call Jr.’s 20+ phone calls.

There have been instances where his was not hung up on right away if he caught Carson or Brett off guard. If that were the case, he would add the word "vagina" to his monologue and he would then say "penis penis penis vagina vagina vagina". If time allowed, he would repeat the whole thing over and say "penis penis penis vagina vagina vagina penis penis penis..." etc.