Mike's Hard Lemonade

Mike's Hard Lemonade is a malt alcoholic beverage that is perhaps one of the most dangerous substances of abuse known to man. Mike's has significance to Mormon Talk because several related individuals, including but not limited to host Brett O. Call and frequent caller Randy O. Call Jr. have struggled with major life-altering addictions to the substance. There is even evidence that possibly Carson Owen Kimball is acquainted with the toxin: in one of the last episodes before The April Incident, during a break after Carson snapped and dumped a cup of water on his head, Carson can faintly be heard telling Brett that he just wants to go to Jimmy John's and slam some Mike's Hard.

If you or someone you know is struggling with an addiction to sucking on Mike's Hard, consider FAPing or calling the Alcohol and Drug Abuse Hotline at 800-729-6686.