Jerry the Burrito Guy

Jerry the Burrito Guy calls the show to discuss burritos. On the Christmas 2019 show, he discussed his upcoming burrito with Brett O. Call and Brock N. Richards. He asked their advice about how to make "the best Christmas burrito possible." They helped him "construct his masterpiece." Choosing between eggs and Vegemite, they advised Vegemite. When faced with the next fork in the road, they chose salmon chunks over clams, with Brett deferring to Brock's strong preference. The choice between kumquat and star fruit inadvertently exposed Brett's fruitism (read more in the article on Brett O. Call), and ultimately the mysterious kumquat won the day. Next, there was massive confusion as to whether carne asada or carnitas would "meat" their expectations. Carnitas won handily. Brett, filled with the Christmas spirit, advised Jerry to slather red and green salsa on the burrito to dress it up in Christmas colors. Jerry enthusiastically assented.

While Jerry promised to send a photo of the Christmas burrito, it is not known whether Santa ever delivered this special gift to the Mormon Talk mailbox.

At the conclusion of his Christmas show call, Jerry inquired as to whether it might be time for a Santa Junior to take over from the old Santa. Various theories were discussed briefly.